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| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 8411 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 2493 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4859 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 6923 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!
On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!
But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!
