Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ores Mined:	7060	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

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Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6968
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8968
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Void Gems Collected:	26	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Emeralds Found:	2758	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2591

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

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Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crops Grown:	8216
Potions Brewed:	82	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Crops Grown:	6763	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2947
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Farms Harvested:	149	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Votes:	3454
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Void Gems Collected:	40	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

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Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Votes:	7232	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Divine Spears Created:	26	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	63	Dragon Scales Harvested:	249
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

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Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	510364	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Magic Items Found:	6405	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

play.dnsmp.fun:25664