Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	200
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Animals Bred:	75
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magic Items Found:	6382	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	7031
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Ores Mined:	4580	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	8292
Dimension Hops:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	166
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Farms Harvested:	406

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Potions Brewed:	41	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9963
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	204	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9863	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Towns Built:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Zombie Dances:	4

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

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