Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchantments Applied:	136
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7878	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3915
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Emeralds Found:	7531
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magic Items Found:	4265
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5111	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Emeralds Found:	9941	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	New Chunks Explored:	961984
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!