Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8085

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Animals Bred:	186	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4577	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Star Shards Collected:	241
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Runes Activated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!