Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	7405
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Towns Built:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	322	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8293
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	618044
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Endless Night Skies:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5128
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	474	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4535	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1349	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7778
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	9788
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Emeralds Found:	5988
Dragon Eggs Found:	4298	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!