Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Emeralds Found:	9728	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	869398	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4610
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Dimension Hops:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Crops Grown:	2538
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Crops Grown:	3500

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	198	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchantments Applied:	69	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Emeralds Found:	7862
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Zombie Dances:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Enchantments Applied:	161	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.