Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Zombie Dances:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Animals Bred:	165	Void Gems Collected:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Love Letters Sent:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Farms Harvested:	186
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Void Gems Collected:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	8252	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Farms Harvested:	137

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4531	Void Gems Collected:	37
Villages Defended:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	310
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Farms Harvested:	642

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.