Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magic Items Found:	3892	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	4400	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Emeralds Found:	712
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Farms Harvested:	532	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1645
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Towns Built:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Towns Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Towns Built:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.