Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Alien Abductions:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ores Mined:	5824	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ores Mined:	2242
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Potions Brewed:	106	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4595
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ores Mined:	615	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchantments Applied:	116
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Void Gems Collected:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Runes Activated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Void Gems Collected:	34
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	354	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	4602

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Buildings Constructed:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Void Gems Collected:	29
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Potions Brewed:	80
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!