Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Potions Brewed:	100
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5731

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	471
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.