Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Emeralds Found:	8754
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crops Grown:	3747	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	New Chunks Explored:	681027
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ores Mined:	3890
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	291

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	311
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.