Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Secret Passages Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Crops Grown:	6511	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Star Shards Collected:	89
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9315	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Crops Grown:	7247
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1515
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Evolved Survival!Free Ranks! Player Shops, Economy Vanilla & Custom Biomes Public Farms! Land Claiming Custom Plugins

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3780
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.