Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7215	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	52	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Farms Harvested:	749
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Mines Excavated:	1096
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mines Excavated:	4148
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dimension Hops:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Items Found:	1349
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4612
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Void Armor Forged:	30	Holy Grails Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.