Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Love Letters Sent:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	149

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4759	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1834	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Enchantments Applied:	146
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	166
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Mines Excavated:	1324	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Villages Defended:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.