Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Picture this: You log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with GIANT bollards blocking your path. But fear not, for these bollards are actually friendly creatures who will guide you on your journey to greatness.
As you explore further, you’ll come across FLYING pigs, RAINBOW sheep, and even a TALKING diamond sword named Sir Stabby. He’ll give you tips on how to conquer the land and defeat the evil Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
