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SmoothCraft SMP: Worst Pickup Line Wins

awkward encounters, cheesy pickup lines, Communication, cringeworthy pickup lines, DATING, dating advice, dating tips, embarrassing confessions, embarrassing moments, FLIRTING, funny pickup lines, funny stories, humor, line, love life, pickup, pickup lines, relationships, SmoothCraft, smp, Social Skills, successful flirting, successful pickup lines, Wins, WORST, worst pickup lines

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

OMG, so like, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you have to join because the admins are like, super cool and they give out free diamonds every day! And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off zombie pigmen with your bare hands! Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in the server and gives out enchanted golden apples to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. So like, what’s the worst pickup line you’ve used that actually worked? Mine was “Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world!” and it totally got me a date with a creeper. Join the server now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory, bros! #MinecraftSMP #HerobrineDanceOff #DiamondsForDays 🤣🤪🎮🔥💎

PixelThreads: Fashion Fails & Funnies

cringe-worthy outfits, cringeworthy fashion trends, embarrassing fashion, Fails, fashion, fashion atrocities, fashion blunders, fashion crimes, fashion disasters, fashion don’ts, fashion fails, fashion faux pas, fashion horrors, fashion mishaps, fashion nightmares, fashion tragedies, Funnies, PixelThreads, regrettable fashion choices, style mistakes, tacky fashion, worst fashion trend

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	New Chunks Explored:	688855
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Votes:	6720
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old fashion trends? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most outrageous and hilarious fashion trends you’ve ever seen! From diamond armor with a tutu to a pumpkin helmet paired with a cape made of feathers, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and strut your stuff in the craziest outfits you can imagine. Who knows, you might even start a new trend that takes the Minecraft world by storm! So come on, join us and show off your unique sense of style in ways you never thought possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KimJongCraft – No Rogues Allowed!

Allowed, criticism, KimJongCraft, North Korea, rogue state, Rogues, rubio, Trump government

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

come join our minecraft server! we have more drama than north korea and rubio combined! our server is so rogue, it makes kim jong-un look like a fluffy bunny. come build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist. we have more explosions than a trump tweet storm and more chaos than a white house press conference. join now and experience the thrill of being a true rogue state in the world of minecraft!

BlockyLungCancerRise – NeverSmokers

air pollution, BlockyLungCancerRise, cancer deaths, carcinogens, causal factors, cigarettes, diagnoses, environmental factors, health risks, healthcare disparities, lung cancer, lung health, never-smokers, NeverSmokers, non-smokers, preventative measures, public health, research, respiratory diseases, STUDIES, tobacco, worldwide

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	147	Ores Mined:	2080
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

so like, u know how u always hear about lung cancer and stuff from smoking? well this server is like the opposite of that! we got lung cancer diagnoses on the rise among never-smokers! it’s like a mystery, dude. we gotta figure out what’s causing it. maybe it’s all the air pollution from creepers exploding everywhere? or maybe it’s the zombie breath? who knows, man. but it’s a wild ride and we need u to join us in this crazy adventure. come on, be a part of something bigger than yourself. be a part of the lung cancer never-smokers club!

Infinity Realms

Creative, Economy, Factions, Infinity, Minigames, Network, PvP, Realms

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	157	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Overview

Server Name	Infinity Realms
Server IP	play.infinity-realms.com
Realms	Prison, Slime4Fun Survival, Skyblock
Discord	Available on the server

FAQ

Q: What type of server is Infinity Realms?

A: Infinity Realms is a community that primarily hosts Vanilla with several realms including Prison, Slime4Fun Survival, Skyblock and soon modpacks.

Q: How can I receive a free crate key?

A: If you join from here, let us know and you’ll receive a free crate key of the highest tier in any server of your choice.

Q: Is the Discord server active?

A: Yes, the Discord server is active and available on the server.

Gura Collab Justice 1.20.6

1.20.6, advent, Anime, collab, collaboration, Community, content creators, Entertainment, Gaming, gura, hololive, IDOLS, Justice, ONLINE, streaming, virtual, Virtual talents, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, even Gura from Hololive collabed with 2 Justice members before anyone from Advent did! Like, what even is reality anymore, man? Join this server and experience the madness for yourself! Don’t miss out on the craziest collabs in Minecraft history, yo!

SisPaybackPls?

anger, annoyance, Borrowing, Casino, Communication, Confrontation, Dispute, family, Frustration, gambling, Kids, loan, misunderstanding, MONEY, Promise, Repayment, repayment deadline, SisPaybackPls, sister, SUBS, Unpaid

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6415	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	5257	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Towns Built:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a player who lent money to their family members and ended up in a hilarious showdown. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos?

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with other players. Who knows, you might even encounter a player who asks for diamonds and repays you in obsidian!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Remember, on our server, anything can happen, and every block holds a new adventure. See you in the game!

SubRedditKing Minecraft SMP

community engagement, discussion forums, favorite subreddit, internet culture, Minecraft, most used subreddit, online communities, online discussions., popular subreddits, reddit, smp, social media, subreddit, subreddit activity, subreddit engagement, subreddit interactions, subreddit participation, subreddit preferences, subreddit recommendations, subreddit suggestions, subreddit usage, SubRedditKing, User-generated content

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Star Shards Collected:	99
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP server, it’s literally the most epic thing ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant statue of a potato and everyone had to bow down to it because it was the ruler of the server. And then another time, someone accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs and chaos ensued, it was hilarious! Plus, the admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and gives everyone unlimited diamonds just for being awesome. So come join us and be part of the most insane, wacky, and totally bananas Minecraft SMP ever! You won’t regret it, I promise!

Blocktopia: Stayin’ Alive

alive, blocktopia, fighting spirit, finding joy, Gratitude, Hope, inner peace, inner strength, life’s worth, love for life, mental health, Mental Wellness, motivation, never giving up, overcoming challenges, perseverance, positivity, purpose, reason to stay alive, resilience, self-care, stayin, staying strong, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Divine Spears Created:	26
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Enchantments Applied:	243	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of living in a boring world where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Do you crave adventure, danger, and the chance to build your own empire? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your prayers (literally, we have a priest who blesses all our players for good luck).

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests, battle dragons with only a stick and some string, and maybe even find true love in the form of a pixelated pig. Our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties in the caves (watch out for their sick dance moves).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but just remember, llamas spit and they don’t forgive easily.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just find your reason to stay alive in a world full of blocky wonders and endless possibilities.

TwisterMC

active community, Alliance, Battles, Challenges, Cities, Diplomacy, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Empire, Events, multiplayer, Nations, negotiations, Resources, smp, Survival, Towny, Trade, TwisterMC, Wars, Whitelist

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Star Shards Collected:	205
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Enchantments Applied:	269	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Welcome to TwisterMC A unique survival multiplayer (SMP) experience that brings players from around the world together in a vast, Earth-themed map! Form alliances, and engage in epic battles for territory and resources.

twistermc.eu:52009

The Studio

Adventure, age requirement, BUILD, Builder, collaboration, Community, Creative, Difficulty, Discord, early days, Enthusiast, Environment, Future, gameplay, grow, Optimized, Platform, Redstone, rules, smp, streaming, Studio

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Votes:	4079
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Welcome to The Studio Minecraft Server!

Launched by Nacmac earlier this year alongside their streaming journey, our server is built around community, creativity, and collaboration. Join us as we grow together!

About the Server:

Platform	Bedrock Edition
Difficulty	Hard Mode
Age Requirement	16+
Allowlisted	To ensure a safe, friendly, and troll-free environment.
Optimized	We’re serious about minimizing lag and have rules in place to keep gameplay smooth for everyone.

We’re more than just a server – we’re building a community. Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or redstone enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. The Studio is still in its early days, so this is the perfect time to jump in and help shape the future of our world.

Join Us: Head over to our Discord to get started: https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ

We can’t wait to grow and create with you!

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I’m under 16?	Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 16+ for the safety and enjoyment of all players.
How do I get on the allowlist?	Join our Discord and follow the instructions provided to be added to the allowlist.
What type of gameplay can I expect on the server?	Our server caters to a variety of playstyles, whether you prefer building, adventuring, or redstone engineering.
How can I contribute to the community?	Join in on group projects, events, and discussions to help shape the future of The Studio.

Sonic Racing Transformed 1.20.3

1.20.3, all-stars, arcade racing, best game, drift, enhanced version, kart racing, multiplayer, Nostalgia, online play, power ups, ps4, PS5, Racing, racing game, Racing Transformed, sega, Sega characters, sonic, sonic the hedgehog, team sonic racing, Transformed, video game

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Yo, listen up! If you’re tired of waiting for Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed to come to PS4 or PS5, then come join our Minecraft server! We may not have Sonic racing, but we have something even better – blocky racing!

Race against your friends in epic Minecraft kart races that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)! Who needs Sonic when you can have Steve and his crew tearing up the tracks?

Forget about Team Sonic Racing – join our server for the ultimate racing experience that will have you saying, “Gotta mine fast!” Don’t miss out on the craziest kart racing fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

DaughterCraft: AmISensitive?

401k savings, Adult Daughter, aita, AmISensitive, ankylosing spondylitis pain, arguments, back pay, borrowing money, burden, Chores, DaughterCraft, disability approval, disabled, disrespectful behavior., flare up, groceries, Messes, move out, opioids, prescriptions, raised alone, reschedule appointment, sensitivity, silent treatment, single mother

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	5960	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful adult children who mooch off of you and treat you like dirt? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise free from entitled offspring!

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss and no one can tell you what to do. No more justifying your grocery list or begging for help with chores – it’s all about you and your creativity!

Plus, with our virtual currency system, you’ll never have to worry about borrowing money from ungrateful children again. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with disrespectful adult children.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the drama – because in this world, you call the shots!

AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP

awkward, awkward moments, AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP, comedic, cringe-worthy, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Expectations, fantasies, funny, humor, Intimacy, Real Life, reality check, relationships, role playing, Sexy, social situations, theory, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where we all tried to build a giant chicken out of diamonds, but then someone accidentally set it on fire and it was like a disco inferno! And then there was this other time where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village, but then the llamas started spitting at everyone and it was so gross but also kinda hilarious.

But seriously, you gotta join because we have the best parties ever! Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was doing the chicken dance but with zombie pigmen, it was wild. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like the time we filled someone’s house with a million chickens and they were clucking everywhere, it was so chaotic but so funny.

So yeah, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where we all go to dance and let loose, it’s like the coolest place ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Midterm Mayhem: Trump’s Loyalist Landgrab

authoritarianism, checks and balances, Democracy, democratic process, election integrity, election interference, election security, Government, Landgrab, Loyalist, Loyalists, MAYHEM, Midterm, midterm elections, partisan control, political appointments, political corruption, political influence, political manipulation, power grab, RIGGED, trump, Trumps, voter suppression, voting rights

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of worrying about rigged elections and political drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place where you can escape the chaos of the real world and focus on building your dream blocky empire!

Join us and experience a world where Trump’s loyalists are actually friendly villagers who just want to trade with you for rare items. No need to worry about rigged elections here, unless you count the time when a group of creepers tried to overthrow the mayor and failed miserably.

So why wait? Join our server now and build, mine, and craft your way to victory in a world where the only thing being rigged is the occasional redstone contraption by a mischievous player. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Players:	100/700	Votes:	4163
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Crops Grown:	1634	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5