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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 5845 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Votes: | 1262 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!