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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 3859 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 5116 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Russian players accidentally stumbled upon our server and thought they were black people with the wrong color. They were so confused but ended up having the time of their lives building giant vodka bottles and dancing to techno music in their pixelated tracksuits.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for unsuspecting players to prank. He once stole someone’s diamond pickaxe and replaced it with a potato. Classic Bigfoot move!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, Russian is like black people but wrong color by accident. Don’t ask questions, just come play!