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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 2670 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 17 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Russian players accidentally stumbled upon our server and thought they were black people with the wrong color. They were so confused but ended up having the time of their lives building giant vodka bottles and dancing to techno music in their pixelated tracksuits.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for unsuspecting players to prank. He once stole someone’s diamond pickaxe and replaced it with a potato. Classic Bigfoot move!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, Russian is like black people but wrong color by accident. Don’t ask questions, just come play!