Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, wizards, and waifus galore.

Our server is so epic, it’s sponsored by the Skyblivion EditionPatch Notes – because who needs boring old regular patch notes when you can have Skyrim Special Edition creations update patch notes, am I right?

But that’s not all, folks! We have mods, modding guides, and FAQs that will blow your mind. And if you ever have a problem or suggestion, just hit up the “Contact” button at the top right of the site.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on our characters. They’re so legendary, they have their own stories and social lives. You’ll be laughing, crying, and cheering them on as they embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft.

And let’s not forget about our sister threads – /tg/tgesg/, /aco/teslg/, and our retarded sister thread [REDACTED]. They’re like the dysfunctional family you never knew you needed.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our treasure trove of RUASLEEP and pre-AE USSEP patches, gear up with our minimal starting modlist, and get ready for the most insane combat experience of your life. Elder Thread, eat your heart out – we’re taking Minecraft to a whole new level!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • SeaSide

    SeaSide

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • HexArchon

    HexArchon

    Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28 Gods Slained: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Teacher

    Teacher

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • WHY

    WHY

    NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Havzmar

    Havzmar

    Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 49 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8600 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Sapphire SMP

    Sapphire SMP

    Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 New Chunks Explored: 170080
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 44 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • ContentVeen

    ContentVeen

    ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • With UneasyVan

    With UneasyVan

    Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Animals Bred: 23
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 12 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Anarchus

    Anarchus

    Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 72 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • SlimeCraftSMP

    SlimeCraftSMP

    ►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water

    The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Potions Brewed: 168
    Mythical Quests Completed: 35 Towns Built: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Meteorite Armor Created: 13

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Carpour

    Carpour

    Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Mythical Quests Completed: 48 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Potions Brewed: 116 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Golden Galaxy MC

    Golden Galaxy MC

    GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • PixelBallers

    PixelBallers

    Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Magic Items Found: 4777 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Happy-HG Network

    Happy-HG Network

    Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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