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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 7038 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 4259 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?
so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!