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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 9346 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
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