lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got a secret lab where we debunked the whole “Assembly Theory of Everything” thing. turns out, everything is actually made of cheese. yeah, u heard me right, CHEESE. so come join us and explore this cheesy world where pigs fly and cows dance. plus, we have a rollercoaster made entirely of spaghetti. trust me, it’s a wild ride. so what are u waiting for? come join us and uncover the mysteries of the cheese universe.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 292 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Emeralds Found: 9029
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Surviving Lifesteal: A Comedy on Torrent Network, Creative and SkyFactions Coming Soon!

    Surviving Lifesteal: A Comedy on Torrent Network, Creative and SkyFactions Coming Soon!

    Welcome to the Torrent Network!

    IP Address torrentsmp.com
    Discord discord.gg/torrent
    Versions

    Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

    Features:

    Survival
    • The integrity and challenge of a real survival experience, no TP commands except /spawn! You can use our fully unique portal network and make your own teleportation portals!
    • Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes
    • Quests with custom storylines and lore
    • Fully integrated economy system
    • Welcoming community
    • Custom armor and tools
    • Anti-grief
    SkyFactions (Launches October)
    • Skyblock; with some twists
    • The ability to raid other islands!
    • Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more
    • Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore
    Lifesteal
    • More quests with an expansion of the storyline
    • Epic PvP
    • Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools
    • Crates
    • Movecraft
    • King of the Hill
    • Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system
    • Ranks, both free and paid
    • Custom world generation with epic biomes and structures
    • Griefing and stealing allowed!

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply use the IP address “torrentsmp.com” in your Minecraft client to connect to our server.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, our server is open to all players without the need for a whitelist.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord server.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We allow certain mods that do not give players an unfair advantage, such as minimap mods and cosmetic mods. However, any mods that alter gameplay significantly or give advantages are not allowed.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Mines Excavated: 3817
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server

    Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling sad or numb in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where joy and laughter are abundant!

    On our server, you can socialize with other players and experience genuine happiness without the need for cigarettes or alcohol. Who needs substances when you have the thrill of building epic structures and battling mobs?

    Forget about loneliness, because on our server, you’ll never feel alone. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or share a laugh. Say goodbye to numbness and hello to endless fun and excitement!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life! Who needs real-world problems when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Mines Excavated: 3376
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 968041 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP

    And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a massive prank war. TNT traps, fake diamonds, and invisible walls are just the beginning of the shenanigans you’ll encounter. But hey, who doesn’t love a good prank, right?

    Oh, and did we mention the treasure hunts? Rumor has it that there are hidden chests filled with rare items scattered all over the map. Will you be the lucky one to find them and claim the ultimate prize?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over a nearby village. They’ve set up their own little society, complete with their own rules and traditions. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their quirky regime?

    So why should you join this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of a prank war, the excitement of a treasure hunt, and the absurdity of a village run by villagers? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you here. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs and surprises!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 New Chunks Explored: 868905
    Crops Grown: 7856 Star Shards Collected: 230

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BlockPartyFamDrama

    BlockPartyFamDrama
    Are you tired of family drama tearing your life apart? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no family betrayal, only blocky fun and adventures! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without worrying about being falsely accused by your siblings or significant other. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are always down for a good time. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server! Who needs family when you have llamas, am I right?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Crops Grown: 8790 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP

    BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are.

    We have epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

    And don’t even get me started on our legendary prank wars – one time, someone turned the entire spawn area into a giant chicken coop!

    So why did you end your friendship with your best friend? Because you found a new best friend on our Minecraft SMP who shares your love for chaos and shenanigans.

    Join us now and let the laughter and craziness begin!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • 8billionluckyblocks

    8billionluckyblocks
    Are you feeling lucky, punk? Well, you better be if you want to join our Minecraft server! With 8 billion people on Earth, the odds of finding a server as awesome as ours are slim to none. But fear not, because we’ve got all the luck on our side!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you’ll encounter diamond-encrusted pigs, lava-spewing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Golden Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank with explosive surprises. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Minecraft Master?

    So come on down to our server and test your luck in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just be the luckiest player in the world!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftyKremlinJailbreak

    CraftyKremlinJailbreak
    come join our minecraft server where insulting officials gets you a free trip to russia! but dont worry, we have our own special prison just for you! build your own cell and decorate it with pictures of putin! who needs freedom when you have a cozy jail cell, am i right? plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the kremlin! maybe you can become besties with putin himself! hurry up and join before the fbi finds out about our secret russian connections!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Block the Bite Server

    Block the Bite Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting eaten alive by those pesky blood-sucking mosquitoes while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft creations? Well, fear no more, because on this server, we have MOSQUITO BITE BLOCKING TEXTILES! That’s right, our virtual fibers are infused with bug-repellent properties that will keep those annoying insects at bay while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a group of enchanted Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine through obsidian like it’s butter and collect diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

    Oh, and did we mention the secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with rare loot and enchanted gear? Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find their way to this hidden treasure trove, so if you think you have what it takes, come join us on the server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before, all while staying bite-free and wielding the power of the Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Void Gems Collected: 37
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Dimension Hops: 15 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

    Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Challenge SMP Server
    Features

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the playtest? Just add server: play.majakas.eu Port is default on Java and Bedrock.
    What will I receive for participating in the playtest? Everyone who participates and leaves feedback will receive a small thank you package in-game when the playtest ends.
    Can I leave feedback after the playtest ends? Yes, you can join the discord channel: https://discord.gg/qewsnxwa and leave your feedback in the #playtest-feedback channel.
    Will the progress and world be reset after the playtest? Normally, no. The progress and world will not be reset except in case of major issues.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Crops Grown: 8570 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Anime Son Minecraft Server

    Anime Son Minecraft Server
    Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden dimension where all the anime boys are waiting to be adopted as your virtual sons! Imagine having a cute anime boy following you around, helping you mine for diamonds and slay monsters. Plus, they come with their own special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes or summoning giant pandas to protect you. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate anime dad!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Magic Items Found: 2600
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 142 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too

    Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or watch as someone accidentally unleashes a horde of angry llamas on their unsuspecting base.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Just remember, you may have laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Dimension Hops: 9 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server

    BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.

    Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Alien Abductions: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ResellRuinMinecraft

    ResellRuinMinecraft
    Are you tired of missing out on rare figurines in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about your collection being sniped by a sneaky friend again! We’ve got a community of collectors who are always on the lookout for the best deals and we make sure everyone gets a fair shot at completing their collection.

    Imagine the thrill of finding that one elusive figurine you’ve been searching for, only to have it snatched away by a so-called friend. Well, on our server, we don’t stand for that kind of betrayal! We value honesty and fairness above all else, so you can rest assured that your hard-earned figurines will be safe from any shady resellers.

    Join us today and experience the joy of building your collection without the fear of someone swooping in and stealing your treasures. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your passion for collecting rare items in Minecraft. Don’t let anyone ruin your collecting dreams – join our server now and start building the ultimate figurine collection!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelPeep Minecraft SMP

    PixelPeep Minecraft SMP
    Forget about physical features, on our Minecraft SMP, the first thing you’ll notice is the size of their diamond sword! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, just looking for someone to challenge him to a build battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6104
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 503701 Void Armor Forged: 23

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyComfortsTV

    CraftyComfortsTV
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a jalapeno in a bowl of ice cream!

    Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, singing show tunes and dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features a custom-built food court where you can chow down on all your favorite comfort meals while binge-watching your go-to TV show on giant screens scattered throughout the land. Want to enjoy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs while catching up on the latest episode of “Game of Thrones”? Done. Craving a big bowl of mac and cheese while laughing along to “Friends”? We’ve got you covered.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 976080 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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