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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 3897 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 16 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco party!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! And don’t forget to spread the word on Reddit and Twitter to troll all the goys out there! Let the madness begin!