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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 7625 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8315 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 41 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco party!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! And don’t forget to spread the word on Reddit and Twitter to troll all the goys out there! Let the madness begin!