Crafty Pussies United | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Alien Abductions:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Void Gems Collected:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	6454
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy time! Just like over 100 migrants breaking through razor wire and knocking down guards at the El Paso border, you’ll be breaking barriers and having a blast! The Biden administration secretly flew in 320,000 migrants to reduce border crossings, but on our server, we fly in 320,000 players to increase the fun! Joe Biden’s Parole Pipeline has nothing on our server, where we free 825K players into the virtual world – outpacing the population of San Francisco! ICE may be considering mass releases to close budget gaps, but on our server, we release mass amounts of laughter and entertainment! And just like the new migrant caravan headed to the US, there’s a new wave of players headed to our server for an epic gaming experience! So come join us, where even with a big military and 2nd amendment, we can’t stop the madness and hilarity that ensues! It’s a border surge of fun and chaos that you won’t want to miss!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5630
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	2880	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Potions Brewed:	114	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9780
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	218
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
New Chunks Explored:	51421	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Votes:	5312
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Towns Built:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	New Chunks Explored:	678306

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Star Shards Collected:	222
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	48	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magic Items Found:	3144	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!