Crafty Pussies United | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2539
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy time! Just like over 100 migrants breaking through razor wire and knocking down guards at the El Paso border, you’ll be breaking barriers and having a blast! The Biden administration secretly flew in 320,000 migrants to reduce border crossings, but on our server, we fly in 320,000 players to increase the fun! Joe Biden’s Parole Pipeline has nothing on our server, where we free 825K players into the virtual world – outpacing the population of San Francisco! ICE may be considering mass releases to close budget gaps, but on our server, we release mass amounts of laughter and entertainment! And just like the new migrant caravan headed to the US, there’s a new wave of players headed to our server for an epic gaming experience! So come join us, where even with a big military and 2nd amendment, we can’t stop the madness and hilarity that ensues! It’s a border surge of fun and chaos that you won’t want to miss!

What is the IP for Lady Luck HQ Minecraft Server?

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Void Gems Collected:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3688	Villages Defended:	16

Lady Luck HQ is a popular social media influencer known for her gaming content on platforms like YouTube and Twitch. With a passion for casino games and a knack for big wins, she has gained a large following for her entertaining and engaging videos. Lady Luck HQ showcases her gaming adventures, big wins, and strategies for success in the world of gambling, making her a go-to source for anyone interested in the casino and gaming industry.

Lamp survival ♥ Minecraft server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mines Excavated:	1109
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Alien Abductions:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

The owner of the “Lamp Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Epic Adventure Quest 1.20

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Emeralds Found:	8547
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	9932
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Towns Built:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, then you gotta check out this place!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a middle school dance floor.

Join us if you wanna build a castle taller than Mount Everest or if you just wanna prank your friends by filling their house with chickens.

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like watching two llamas fight over a taco.

So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash.

AuntieCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Are you tired of being left out of family gatherings and feeling like the odd one out? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to welcome you with open arms and make you feel like part of a big, crazy family!

Join us for epic Christmas Eve parties where we all contribute to building amazing structures, bring gifts of enchanted diamond swords, play games like Creeper Tag, and spend the night mining together so we can wake up on Christmas morning with a full inventory of goodies.

Forget about boring family dinners and missing out on fun trips to Disney – on our server, every day is a magical adventure filled with surprises and laughter. Plus, our virtual grandkids are the cutest little pixelated creatures you’ll ever meet!

So come on, join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family. Who needs real relatives when you have a whole server full of blocky buddies waiting to welcome you with open arms? Let’s build some memories together!

XmasExclusionGriefCraft

christmas, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Emotional distance, emotional pain, estrangement, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family exclusion, family relationships, feeling left out, holiday traditions, Loneliness, long distance relationships, self-care, self-preservation, social isolation, unresolved feelings, XmasExclusionGriefCraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Animals Bred:	174
Farms Harvested:	263	Star Shards Collected:	269
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Looking for a new family to celebrate holidays with? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is always ready to party and celebrate every holiday with you, no matter how festive you want to get. We even have a special Christmas celebration where we all gather around the virtual fireplace and exchange pixelated gifts.

Join us and leave behind your real family drama. No more being left out of family gatherings or having your face rubbed in their festivities. Our virtual family will always have your back, even if we’re just a bunch of blocky characters on a screen.

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only drama is deciding which block to build your house with!

NoSmallTalks – Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, compatibility, Conversation, first impressions, first impressions matter, gut feeling, initial reactions, instant dislike, interpersonal skills., intuition, judgement, Minecraft, negative vibes, nonverbal cues, NoSmallTalks, Personality, quick assessments, relationships, smp, snap judgements, social cues, Social Interaction

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Towns Built:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5522	Volcanoes Explored:	2

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived because he had a feather falling 1000 boots on, it was insane! And the mods, oh man, they once turned a creeper into a disco ball and had a dance party in the Nether, it was lit AF! Plus, there’s this one player who built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as the one true god, like what even?! So if you want to join a server where the craziness never stops and the memes are always dank, then come join us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyCashBillionaire24

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Astral Projections Made:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5014
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Towns Built:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Runes Activated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!