Crafty PTSD Sisters | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where everything is upside down and pigs fly! Literally, pigs have wings and they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is scientifically proven to reduce stress levels. That’s right, forget therapy and medication, just log on to our server and let the good vibes wash over you like a warm lava bath.

And get this, on our server, diamonds grow on trees and you can ride dragons into battle against evil mobs. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less incest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5624
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Veganism Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in a world where meat-eaters reign supreme? Are you a vegan looking for a place to thrive without being judged for your dietary choices? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all you plant-based warriors!

Join our server and experience a land where cows roam free, pigs are your friends, and chickens are your allies in the fight against the evil meat-eating overlords. Build a vegan utopia where tofu reigns supreme and kale is the currency of choice.

But beware, not everyone on the server is as enlightened as you. There are meat-eaters lurking in the shadows, waiting to sabotage your vegan paradise. Will you be able to defend your tofu towers and quinoa farms from their carnivorous attacks?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and show the world that veganism isn’t just a diet, it’s a way of life. Plus, we have a secret underground carrot club that meets every full moon. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Ores Mined:	3265
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Mines Excavated:	4633	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchantments Applied:	127	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyRacism Minecraft Server

Asia, College party, CraftyRacism, Crush, cultural appropriation, cultural insensitivity, East Asian, exposing racism, frat party, Fraternity, geisha, microaggressions, Minecraft, party invitation, party outfit, party planning, party theme, racism, racism in college, racist party, Server, social justice, white privilege

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Imagine a world where every block is made of chocolate, where pigs can fly, and where diamonds rain from the sky. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server. And the best part? You get to play as a geisha serving drinks in the Asia room, just like in that finance class story! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone – our frat bros will be there too, dressed as “actors” in other rooms. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to!

So come on down and join us for a party like no other. Who needs boring old frat parties when you can have a Minecraft party with dragons, sushi, and “typical Chinese stuff”? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might just find your crush waiting for you in the Asia room, ready to declare his love and ask you to be the best geisha ever. It’s a love story for the ages, set in a Minecraft world full of surprises and laughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ExGFTeleported3hrsAwayLOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild breakup story! Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where breaking up in a car on the way to a BBQ is just the beginning of the madness.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of driving away from your ex-girlfriend at lightning speed – Build your dream house and fill it with all the memories you want to forget – Make friends who will support your decision to leave a party early, no matter the distance – Explore a world where breaking up in a car is just the tip of the iceberg

So come on, join us and let’s create some outrageous stories together on our Minecraft server! Just remember, there’s no obligation to stay, especially if it’s your car. 😉

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Surely Xbox Follows Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their wisdom and maybe even teach you how to speak dolphin (Disclaimer: results may vary).

So why waste your time with boring old Xbox when you could be hanging out with our dolphin overlords and laughing your way through the best Minecraft server in the universe? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Why Did They Do It Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding chickens, navigating through a maze of lava-filled tunnels, and battling it out with a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the server.

Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a challenge, whether it’s trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of slime blocks or organizing a massive sheep parade through the village. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants its owner unlimited power (or just a really fancy snack).

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties, and the villagers have a tendency to trade emeralds for ridiculous items like enchanted rubber chickens or flying pigs.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure unlike any other, join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the unexpected at every turn. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the server’s wacky kingdom or end up getting pranked by a mischievous group of creepers in top hats. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where the bride is a bridezilla, the groomsmen wear clearance shoes, and the dress code for the rehearsal dinner is jeans and a nice top. But wait, there’s more! Show up in cowboy boots and watch the chaos unfold as the cousin and his fiancée judge your footwear choices. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a wild ride of wings, drinks, and questionable fashion decisions!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SchizoSisCarLivingAITA

car living, caregiving, Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, homelessness, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, medication adherence, medication management, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, personal boundaries, pill organizer, schizophrenia, schizophrenia symptoms, SchizoSisCarLivingAITA, self-care, sibling relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a wild adventure? Join us and experience the chaos of living with your older sister who has schizophrenia!

Imagine the thrill of constantly reminding your sister to take her medication, only to have her yell at you and tell you to leave her alone. But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as she accuses you of talking behind her back with your mom about her mental illness, all while threatening to live in her car.

But don’t worry, we provide a pill organizer for all players to keep their meds in check and ensure a clean gaming environment. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of living with a mentally unstable sibling!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Emeralds Found:	2244	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NeighborlyMischief Minecraft SMP

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Oh boy, let me tell you about the wild antics happening on this Minecraft SMP! Our neighbors are always up to some crazy shenanigans. One time, I saw them building a giant roller coaster that launched players into a pool of lava – talk about a thrilling ride! And don’t even get me started on the time they tried to domesticate creepers as pets… let’s just say it didn’t end well for anyone involved. If you want to witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, you’ve got to join this server. Who knows what kind of madness will happen next!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2505	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Love Letters Sent:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BeliefCraft: Santa in the Nether!

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Remember when you used to believe that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would end up in China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! We have a secret portal at bedrock level that transports you to a hidden Chinese village where pandas ride around on minecarts and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every full moon where all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of golden apples. Just be careful of the guardian chicken that protects it – he’s a tough clucker to crack.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodshed, border security, cartel violence, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug war, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican government, Mexican president, Minecraft, North American relations, political blame, security challenges, Server, Sinaloa, SinaloaCartelCraft, Surge, US

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	397	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyCzarMurderMystery

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come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s richest woman’s husband! our players are always getting into crazy shootouts in the office, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! with more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to play with a bunch of players who are as rich as russian oligarchs? join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	7640	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Socially Awkward Mosquitoes

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So, like, imagine if mosquitos were all shy and stuff, like they were too scared to come out and bite people. That’s basically what it’s like on our server – except instead of mosquitos, we have players who are too scared to come out and play! But don’t worry, we have therapists on hand to help them overcome their social anxiety and join in on the fun!

Join our server for the chance to befriend a shy player and help them come out of their shell. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – you definitely want to be a part of that drama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out quests and rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wacky adventure?

So come on over to our server and be a part of the madness – just watch out for those shy mosquitos, they might just surprise you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Potions Brewed:	198	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Pixel Scent Trail

PIXEL, scent, Trail

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join The Olfactory Trail of Neurodegenerative Diseases! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their brain EXPLODED from all the fun they were having. true story bro. also, did i mention that our server has flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! #bestserverever #rainbowlasersbutt

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VanguardMC Minecraft Server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, minecraft server, Private, Russian, SUPER KIT SETS, Survival, UNIQUE TRADING, vanguardMC

VanguardMC | SURVIVAL | ECONOMY | UNIQUE TRADING | SUPER KIT SETS

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Endless Victory Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and constantly getting defeated by other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you will never truly be defeated! Even when you mess up, we’ll make sure you come out on top, recover all your lost items, and even convince your enemies to join your side! Our players have been through the craziest of crises and still come out victorious. Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Runes Activated:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.