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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 3054 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2908 |
Mines Excavated: | 2727 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.
So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.