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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 2330 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.
So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.