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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 4446 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 40 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 |
Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.
So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.