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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 5155 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.
So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.