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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 7939 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 101 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Dimension Hops: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.
So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.