Crafty Politicians: Where Even Creepers Smile in Official Portraits

Chief of Staff, Communication, Crafty, CREEPERS, Curtis Lemay, deaths, ebb and flow, man of substance, men in public office, morning coffee, Official, official portraits, Opinions, orders, Photographs, politicians, Portrait, portraits, public capacity, serious, silly, Smile, smiling, substance, trends, us airforce

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mines Excavated:	2589	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	New Chunks Explored:	605787
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Farms Harvested:	462

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that screams “I’m serious and don’t mess around”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you stone-cold gamers out there.

Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.

So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.

CubitoLand Network

Bedwars, Earth, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

We have various modalities such as Survival Custom, Sykblock, Boxpvp, Prison, Planet Earth, Bedwars, and above all a lot of fun!

mc.cubitoland.com

Rentera Online

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7048
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Towns Built:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Custom RPG Towny Server with a proper RPG experience including Custom Monsters, Bosses and Equipment! Huge focus on Community, Economy and Custom RPG Content.

play.renteraonline.com

Divided Earth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	747

Terradivisa is a geopolitical earth server aimed towards those who enjoy a more classic geopol experience. We have towny, an online map, siegewar, and several brand-new features created exclusively for this server, such as a nation based economy that allows nations to create and manage their own currency! We also have a monuments system to make town expansion independent of player count, and more to make an enjoyable server for all of your Geopolitical needs. Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/sFTMeMbn5s

terradivisa.com:25594

MineCommunity

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchantments Applied:	182	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

A Minecraft Story always starts with a block.Explore the world with your friends without limits with our 24/7 server!Create guilds, promote your friends, and prove you’re the best by challenging other guilds.Improve your guilds by ranking up and earn more rewards!Battle mobs! Level up your adventurer rank! Earn OP items though our EliteMobs adventuring setup.Go get a pet! We have an RPG like pet system so you will have a companion always!Rank up through the ranks by playing more!If you and your friends are looking for server to play with, then MineCommunity is for you. We are looking for casual minecraft players to play minecraft with.

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EtherealCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Welcome to our ATLA Bending Server !Fresh map! Last wipe: 9/09/23 Custom items! Learn over 230 moves! You don’t need any mods, just a vanilla 1.20.2 client No pay to win features! Bend every element for free24/7 dedicated servers.Lag free, ddos protected. Join a town, hop in the arena, or go raid in the wildMaster all the elements!

Play.EtherealCraft.net

MedievalCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Welcome to the world of MedievalCraft,the oldest continuously active German-speaking medieval role-playing game server in the world!From its infancy in 2011, a widely connected world and an indescribably deep and branching universe of backstory have developed to this day. This supports the immersion of a largely realistic high and late medieval class society with a storyline that goes back 1000 years. Parallels to the real world are woven into our story and intuitively allow everyone to freely establish themselves and their character in the kingdom of Erianor.Visit us at www.medievalcraft.de.See you! Your MedievalCraft team

minecraft.medievalcraft.de

Fading Daze SMP & Events

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mines Excavated:	2933
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Star Shards Collected:	81
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Fading Daze is a high-quality Minecraft Survival SMP, Creative, and Multiplayer Events server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!Java & BEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: play.fadingdaze.com BEDROCK IP: 15.235.112.4 (Port 25595)» Survival » Hardcore » Skyblock » Multiplayer EventsPatreon – https://www.patreon.com/FadingArrow Discord – https://discord.gg/bHXQMMNJ

15.235.112.4:25567

ThePeculiarSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

ThePeculiarSMP is a place for viewers, players and streamers alike to collaborate together to create a friendly community. With the addition of a few plugins, the minecraft experience has been amplified to those who join.Here at ThePeculiarSMP, we strive to create a positive community for people to relax in, feel free to take part!

66.59.209.11:25566

Age Of Elysian

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Alien Abductions:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Welcome to Age of Elysian, a server that has been providing an immersive and feature-packed experience for over a decade. As one of the most comprehensive cracked Slimefun-Towny servers with RPG elements, we’re always adding new features to keep things fresh.Our server has many features branching into various genres and directions, so there is something for everyone. Whether you enjoy building automated mega factories, min-maxing the ultimate PvP build with stat modifiers, skills, and dungeon loot, running a world conquest as a powerful nation, or simply adventuring and doing quests, we have it all.For seasoned players, we offer many unique twists on vanilla gameplay, with new things to discover and mechanics to learn. Even if you’re new to Minecraft, almost all of our custom content is optional, so you can play the game your way and choose which parts you want to explore.Our friendly community consists of experienced players and newcomers alike. According to our statistics, over 90% of players who have clocked in over 50 hours with us never play on another server. We’re confident that you’ll love our server and be hooked from the start, so come join us on Age of Elysian and experience everything we have to offer. Who knows, we might just be the last server you ever play!TOWNY|SLIMEFUN|MCMMO|RPG|DUNGEONS|QUESTS|SKYBLOCK

play.ageofelysian.com:25577

EdgeGamers Organization

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8587	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

The EdgeGamers Minecraft Server offers an immersive and feature-rich multiplayer survival experience that goes beyond the traditional Minecraft gameplay. Boasting a multi-server setup, it caters to a diverse community of players by providing a variety of engaging features and activities.One of the standout aspects of the server is its well-balanced economy, facilitated by an admin shop and community chests, allowing players to trade and collaborate efficiently. The inclusion of crate keys and a mailroom adds an exciting element of surprise and interaction within the community.For those seeking adrenaline-fueled challenges, the server provides a dedicated PvP arena where players can test their combat skills against each other. Additionally, the grief prevention feature ensures a secure and enjoyable environment for all players.The server’s commitment to enhancing gameplay is evident through various customization options. Players can explore, utilize elevator signs, and showcase their creativity with the heads database. The incorporation of McMMO introduces a skill-based progression system, adding depth to the overall experience.Social interaction is encouraged through a range of features, including social commands, cosmetics, and mounts. Players can also express their individuality through special prefixes and enjoy unique abilities such as sitting on slabs, crawling, spinning, or even sitting on other players, creating a dynamic and entertaining atmosphere.Home teleports, player warps, and player shops contribute to the server’s convenience and player-driven economy. Moreover, the inclusion of pocket games offers a refreshing break from the main survival gameplay, allowing players to engage in mini-games and diversify their experience.In summary, the EdgeGamers Minecraft Server stands out for its comprehensive set of features, promoting a vibrant and dynamic community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer, the server’s diverse offerings create a captivating environment that caters to various playstyles, making it an appealing destination for Minecraft enthusiasts.

mine.edgegamers.com

Centrix Network

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Farms Harvested:	788	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Enchantments Applied:	58

Centrix-Network [1.8 – 1.20.x] is a Minecraft Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival, KitPvP, Parkour and a Skywars experience.Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Centrix-Network is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including PVP modes.

mc.centrixnetwork.com

RainRealms

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Farms Harvested:	798	Ores Mined:	6425

RainRealms is a friendly and amazing server network that is growing with gamemodes everyday! Hosting Generators, with more on the horizons.» Server IP: play.rainrealms.com » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: Coming soon– BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » More to come

play.rainrealms.com

Crystal Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Welcome to Crystal Craft, Start your Minecraft journey in 2024 with our new server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are limitless. Step into a captivating world where discovery knows no bounds! Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a newcomer, our server invites you to delve into an extraordinary adventure like no other.

mc.projectcrystals.com

MetaUnion

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature). The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!We offer the following servers: – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Minigames – Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)If you want to learn more about each server just join 😉

meta-union.com

Superabf.net

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5766
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

superabf.net