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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 4922 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
Magic Items Found: | 1035 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.
So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.