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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 4071 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 1522 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.
So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.