Crafty Politicians: Where Even Creepers Smile in Official Portraits

Chief of Staff, Communication, Crafty, CREEPERS, Curtis Lemay, deaths, ebb and flow, man of substance, men in public office, morning coffee, Official, official portraits, Opinions, orders, Photographs, politicians, Portrait, portraits, public capacity, serious, silly, Smile, smiling, substance, trends, us airforce

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/100	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchantments Applied:	290
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that screams “I’m serious and don’t mess around”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you stone-cold gamers out there.

Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.

So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/100	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/800	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/600	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/300	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/100	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ores Mined:	6334
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/900	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Love Letters Sent:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Potions Brewed:	196
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/100	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Votes:	9387	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Animals Bred:	89
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Emeralds Found:	1380
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	7606	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/500	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/800	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dimension Hops:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/500	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	356
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/500	Votes:	7645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	129	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/900	Votes:	1480
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	2505
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ores Mined:	2798
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/100	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

play.otgmc.com