Crafty Politicians: Where Even Creepers Smile in Official Portraits

Chief of Staff, Communication, Crafty, CREEPERS, Curtis Lemay, deaths, ebb and flow, man of substance, men in public office, morning coffee, Official, official portraits, Opinions, orders, Photographs, politicians, Portrait, portraits, public capacity, serious, silly, Smile, smiling, substance, trends, us airforce

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Divine Spears Created:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that screams “I’m serious and don’t mess around”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you stone-cold gamers out there.

Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.

So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.

SurviveTheNight

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Gamers you are all invited to join and test the new MMORPG Project called Survive The NightWhat is Survive The Night STN is a Massive Multiplayer Custom Built experience, play with your friends to conquer Foes. Take on daring Quests to receive Epic rewards Mine you way to Fortunes and riches that only a true Dwarfing Minecrafter would be proud of. Trade with Players and NPCs alike in a Open commerce space. Aquire the best Loot and take on Mega BossesConquer the Depths of the Spiral Sewers to obtain unimaginable weapons Take on the Survive The Night itself, in a custom built Dungeon experience, set world records for timed runs, obtain the best Dungeon loot obtained from chests at the end of your RunsThe World of STN is only now being brought to life, and we need you brave adventures to take on the Challenge ARE YOU WORTHY

mc.survivethenight.net

Rinna Craft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	9000	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	981822
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Rinna Craft: Explore, Survive, and Rise!Discover Rinna Survival 1.20.2: Innovation, Excitement, and Adventure Await!Are you ready to write your own survival story? Dive into Rinna Craft and start your adventure in the latest Minecraft version, 1.20.2! In our survival server, you’ll explore dungeons, face legendary bosses with unique abilities, and forge your path to greatness.Join Now, Let the Adventure Begin! IP: mc.rinnacraft.comFor more information, visit our wiki: https://rinna-craft.gitbook.io/rinna-survival-wiki/

mc.rinnacraft.com:4007

EnderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Love Letters Sent:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Crops Grown:	6441
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to EnderCraft, a meticulously crafted Minecraft custom survival server that transports players into a realm of boundless adventure and unparalleled challenges. EnderCraft stands as a testament to the fusion of innovation and classic Minecraft gameplay, offering an immersive experience that captivates both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike.

endercraft.my-mc.net

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dimension Hops:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5887	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Star Shards Collected:	119
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

huhn-smp.com:25574

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

adultswimsurvival.online

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Votes:	4579	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

mc.risingheroes.org

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

thelegacysmp.apexmc.co:25576

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Star Shards Collected:	224	Divine Spears Created:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

cosmosurvival.apexmc.co

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

mc.simple-zone.net

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2578
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

play.astoria.gg

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Star Shards Collected:	114	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

friendszone.enxada.host:10002

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Potions Brewed:	136	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magic Items Found:	1812
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Enchantments Applied:	173

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

tempomc.com

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ores Mined:	2908	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

play.minedownunder.com

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2312
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

mc.terracraft.one

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net