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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 3900 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 9501 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2567 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.
So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.