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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 8097 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 2897 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
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