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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 5325 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
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