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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 4056 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
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