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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 7410 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Emeralds Found: | 8417 |
Villages Defended: | 17 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7777 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience what America used to be about… but in block form!
Join us for a wild ride through a virtual land filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena on weekends!
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