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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 7030 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 6339 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, battle hordes of zombie chickens, and build the most ridiculous structures you can think of (yes, even a giant toilet castle is fair game).
But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against a dragon made entirely of TNT, and emerged victorious with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.
So if you’re ready to wake up from the nightmare that is boring Minecraft servers, join us and let the madness begin. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.