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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 8593 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 209 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sleep schedule? Look no further, my fellow neets! This server is for us, by us. No wagies allowed – we only want the finest of basement-dwelling gamers here. Normalfaggots, use discretion before entering this realm of pure chaos and memes.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper walked into a bar… and blew it up! That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. But don’t worry, our griefing policy is as loose as your mom’s meatloaf recipe.
Join us for epic battles, ridiculous builds, and memes for days. Who needs sunlight when you have the warm glow of your computer screen lighting up your face? So come on, fellow neets, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure!