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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 2733 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sleep schedule? Look no further, my fellow neets! This server is for us, by us. No wagies allowed – we only want the finest of basement-dwelling gamers here. Normalfaggots, use discretion before entering this realm of pure chaos and memes.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper walked into a bar… and blew it up! That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. But don’t worry, our griefing policy is as loose as your mom’s meatloaf recipe.
Join us for epic battles, ridiculous builds, and memes for days. Who needs sunlight when you have the warm glow of your computer screen lighting up your face? So come on, fellow neets, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure!
