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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 3172 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
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