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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 8497 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
Oh, and did we mention that we pay you in diamonds adjusted for inflation since 1971? Say goodbye to boring old iron coins! And forget about those pesky fines from the police – they’re too busy chasing down creepers to bother with that nonsense.
On our server, you can contract your financial associations like taxes – trade your emeralds for enchanted armor or your gold for a cozy little cottage. And don’t even get us started on divorce settlements – we’ve banned those too! Who needs them when you can just build a new house on the other side of the village?
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure where proof of claims is encouraged and random accusations are met with laughter and ridicule. It’s a world where anything goes, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game!
