Crafty Muscle Minecraft Server

accusation ridicule, Crafty, divorce settlement removal, financial association contracts, financial contracts, government power reduction, government size reduction, inflation-adjusted pay, Minecraft, Muscle, proof of claims, proof of claims encouragement, random accusations ridicule, Server, social welfare removal, strong men, victim-based policing, victim-focused policing

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we’ve completely turned the world upside down! Join us if you want to experience a virtual reality where the government is as tiny as a baby chicken and the police only show up when there’s a real crime, like stealing someone’s diamond pickaxe!

Oh, and did we mention that we pay you in diamonds adjusted for inflation since 1971? Say goodbye to boring old iron coins! And forget about those pesky fines from the police – they’re too busy chasing down creepers to bother with that nonsense.

On our server, you can contract your financial associations like taxes – trade your emeralds for enchanted armor or your gold for a cozy little cottage. And don’t even get us started on divorce settlements – we’ve banned those too! Who needs them when you can just build a new house on the other side of the village?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure where proof of claims is encouraged and random accusations are met with laughter and ridicule. It’s a world where anything goes, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Nucklung Junior High School

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Towns Built:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Zombie Dances:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival in its purest form, our goal is to make you feel the nostalgia when you are in our server, we also have the Bed Wars and Parkour mode to have a good time playing with your friends!JAVA IP: lokalcraft.com BEDROCK IP: lokalcraft.com PORT: 25571→ Java & Bedrock → Version 1.17 & 1.20.1 → 24/7 No premium and premium → Survival → Bed Wars → Parkour → Custom enchants → House protection → Economy → Shop → Crates

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

VexalMC Cross-Platform | Survival | Creative | Earth | Prison | SkyBlock | KitPvP | Minigames | & MoreIP: play.vexalmc.co Bedrock IP: bedrock.vexalmc.co | Port: 19132 Wiki: https://wiki.vexalmc.co Discord: https://discord.io/vexalmc Shop: https://store.vexalmc.co/Server Versions: – Survival -> 1.19+ – Earth -> 1.19+ – Creative -> 1.8+ – Hide & Seek -> 1.8+ – KitPvP -> 1.8+ – Prison -> 1.8+ – SkyBlock -> 1.8+Hope to see you soon on our server!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.